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Joke of the Day

"I was feeling down the other day, so I threw some bleach over my Muslim friend... I thought it'd lighten Mahmood."

"How do you capture a polar bear? Cut a big fishing hole in the ice. Wait for the polar bear to bend over the hole to fish. Then run up behind the polar bear and **kick it in the icehole!**"

"When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps? Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown?"

"A photon is going through airport security... The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"I watched a documentary on marijuana ..... .... It was very enjoyable. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."

"I'm not racist, I have black friends. Or at least I did until my dad sold them."

"What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup? Beer."

"What do poor people have, rich people want? And if you eat it you die. It's nothing"

"A recent study states that one of women's most common turnoffs on the first date is when men keep answering their phones. Especially when it's their wife on the line."