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Joke of the Day

"I went into a Apple store and farted. The manger told me to leave. It's not my fault they had no Windows"

"I just don't understand kids. My kid says he wants to play heavy metal. So why's he so mad at me? I bought him one of the best tubas money can buy!"

"A retarded kid, chemo patient, and midget walk into a candy store... [And walk out with jawbreakers bigger than their heads!](http://imgur.com/HwGG6mm)"

"What do you call someone that delivers baby horses? An Equinecologist."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging from his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What's that hangin' off ye?"" The pirate responds, ""arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"""

"Did you know about this breed of horses? This breed can jump higher than the average house. You might think, WOW, how can this be? Well, it has very strong legs and the average house can't jump."

"How did the mathematician deal with his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"

"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Grand theft Otto"

"The longer a Facebook photo of someone's kid goes unliked, the stronger I become."

"Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn"