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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married? A cantaloupe."
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"My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera."
"Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy."
"i was going to tell a gay joke... buttfuckit"
"Behold the nuclear arsenal of North Korea and Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un! The very Earth quakes in terror!"
"[The Price is Right Wheel-O-Fate stops on the symbol] DREW: ooh that's 8 days in the hole CONTESTANT: what? [hole opens in the ground]"
"Mary had a little lamb... ... and the doctor fainted."
"Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face."
"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""
"When in Rome... Crucify Jesus"