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"Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say ""I could've done that."""
"Thanksgiving Prank - Pregnant Turkey http://tjmix.net/index.php/videos?task=latest&id=557&sl=latest&layout=simple"
"What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in? Bordercross"
"Bear Grylls lies on the floor at Starbucks peeing into his own mouth, ""this is literally the only way to survive in this environment"""
"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""
"What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board."
"I got a pet hyena because someone has to laugh at my tweets..."
"Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird? It's ill-eagle"
"Smart White Boy OPTIONAL (text)"