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Joke of the Day
"Private browsing is for pussys... ... and tits"
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"It's my birthday, so here's a related joke. Why are birthdays good for you? - - - - - Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest."
"Gold Medal What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded!"
"I think her gash must have a rash For the last time I licked it, my head went bare, my tongue grew hair, and my nose fell off when I picked it"
"A spider just crawled onto my keyboard. Don't worry, it's under ctrl."
"How do you know when it's time to get out of the porn industry? When they hire you a cunt-double."
"What kind of fish is the worst friend? The Sel-Fish"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter kek"
"My aunt used to say ""slow and steady wins the race"" she died in a fire"
"Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas I can't believe the currant exchange rate."