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Joke of the Day

"You aren't supposed to strip during Zumba. Apparently."

"What would be Jesus' favorite gun? A Nail Gun."

"Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch."

"My son just asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it's when your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year!"

"What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? Handicappn."

"Why do kids hate Steven Hawking? They don't like their vegetables."

"11: Did it rain last night? Me: No. 11: But it's so wet! Me: That's what she said. 11: What? Me: What?"

"The main reason why Harambe the Gorilla was shot It was black"

"Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? Apparently it was a pig fucking deal."