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Joke of the Day

"An infectious disease enters a bar... the bartender says,""we dont serve your kind here"". The disease replies, ""well you're not a very good host!"""

"Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A: A walkie-talkie."

"So what I want to open a comedy club called Terri Yets pub... Everyone that lives there has Tourette's syndrome."

"What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !"

"Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth."

"My dog won't stop playing the piano I guess you can say she... Won't stop Bach-ing"

"A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan."

"What do you call a Death Sentence for a Movie Theater Shooting? Too much to ask for."

"The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out."

"How do two psychiatrists greet each other? ""You are fine, how am I?"""