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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a oral and rectal thermometer The taste."
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"My son managed to lock the car with my keys still in the ignition. He suggest a coat hanger. I said we're a few years too late for that."
"If you wondered if I was on the naughty list this year, I should probably tell you that the best gift I got was a packing peanut."
"I set them up, you..."
"Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose."
"My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors."
"Losing my virginity was alot like performing a heart transplant operation. Someone had to die for it to happen."
"Two penguins walk into a bar... Two penguins walk into a bar. They look around for a second and then one turn to the other and says, ""God damn it, Frank! We overdressed!"""
"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."
"What did the male titanic say to the female titanic? Nothing he just broke the ice."