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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose."

"To ensure that my wife will truly miss me when I go on trips, right before I leave I put a few spiders in the bedroom."

"Today's my cake day! And I'm going to eat it too!"

"Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding? Because it was Low key"

"What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans."

"I think I'll design something cool, get a bunch of people to like it, and then make it steadily worse with every update. Oops, been done."

"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !"

"Why should you never shout at a pirate? Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)"

"Whats the best part of fuckin a pregnant woman? you get a handjob at the same time"

"I have a fear of speed Bumps I'm slowly getting over it."