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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in"

"How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay her"

"I cheated a guy in poker so he burnt down my house. I guess you could say it was a conflagration"

"I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut"

"I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper."

"The True Secret of Ignorance... ...you're looking in the wrong place."

"Just been offered a 42 Plasma TV for 100. Only problem is the volume control is broken, I thought fuck it, at that price you can't turn it down."

"What would The Beatles have been called if Ringo never joined? The Beatless"

"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."

"Keeping busy in prison"