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Joke of the Day

"Which American President was least guilty? Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"What does a baker wear on his feet? Loafers."

"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."

"I never understood the appeal of /r/titler... But you know, different strokes for fascist folks"

"Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip again Don't trip again Don't trip again Don't trip again - me running up the stairs"

"Why were the Native Americans here first... ...because they had reservations."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."

"What was left after the explosion at a French cheese factory Des Brie"

"I rang the gym about joining their yoga class. They asked: *""how flexible are you?""* &nbsp; I said *""I can't make Wednesdays or Thursdays""*."

"Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon... Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up. ""Do you want some ice cream, Ernie?"" ""Sure Bert."""