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Joke of the Day

"little son knows How to scare parents? Dad: ""Can I see your report card, son?"" Son: ""I don't have it."" Dad: ""Why?"" Son: ""I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."""

"What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum."

"Mother Teresa walks into a bar"

"How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood? He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire."

"What's the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"With some respect Son: Dad! Get your ass here! Mother: Son, you need to address your father with some respect. Son: Oh, ok. Dad! Get your ass here with some respect!"

"What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians? Asians don't have the ""cauc""."

"Sometimes I zone out and forget what I'm supposed to be doing, and then I remember and take a drink of my beer."

"I realized today that the Vans logo looks like a square root symbol. It's probably because they're so radical."

"DATING TIP: OFFER THEM WATER. PUT 2 STRAWS IN. ROMANTIC WATER."