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Joke of the Day

"With some respect Son: Dad! Get your ass here! Mother: Son, you need to address your father with some respect. Son: Oh, ok. Dad! Get your ass here with some respect!"

"When i used to work for walgreens and the security system would go off the employees would say ""run!"" I guess it was the running joke."

"There's a new show on Broadway based on the dictionary It's a play on words"

"Your Game of Thrones name is your biggest fear spelled backwards plus the profession your guidance counselor suggested. Mine is Snwolc Clown"

"What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date? Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!"

"4yo: I want to play squirt guns Me: You mean when you squirt me all day and laugh, and if I squirt you, you cry? 4yo: YES Me: Okay, let's go"

"What do you get when you mix pie and onions? Opinions!"

"What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both NIGGERS!!!"

"Why do Women rub their eyes when they wake up? (NSFW) A: They don't have balls to scratch!!"

"So a radio talks to another radio Over."