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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
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"People who do anal... (NSFW-ish) People who do anal are fucking assholes."
"Can we all just agree that nothing needs to be connected to Facebook ever?"
"Confucious he say... Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew..."
"Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because you look like your parents are related."
"What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy"
"'Tell me you want me' he ordered. 'I want you' she said. 'Now tell me you need me.' 'I need you' she sighed. She hated calling tech support."
"-I got you a birthday present... ...but I can't give it to you until tomorrow. -What is it? -It rhymes with 'Something to get drunk with'."
"CASHIER: is there anything else I can help you with? ME: *pulls out my trigonometry homework from 1995* yes, yes there is"
"Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan? We had two practices in 1945"