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Joke of the Day
"Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker."
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"My grandpa always said, it's good to meet a girl in the park... But it's better to park your meat in a girl."
"Just found a $5 bill in the dryer. -Adds money laundering to criminal resume."
"What's so fun about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"It has been scientifically proven that women with few pounds extra tend to live a lot longer than... ...men who point that out."
"""Let's make sure there's 3 miles of handicap parking."" -Walmart"
"What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese."
"Feminism is a broad issue."
"gas is getting cheaper back in my day it cost two towers"
"My grandfather's favorite joke Q: How do you make a Peking Duck? A: Throw a brick at him. As my grandfather would say, ""That's as funny as a crutch."""