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Joke of the Day
"Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker."
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"Why is legislation never passed by horses? Large number of neigh votes."
"Daddy Bear -""Someones been sleeping in my bed."" Mummy Bear -""Wouldn't be the first time."" Daddy Bear -""It's been 3 years Sue, let it go."""
"And so, Jesus said unto Peter ""Come forth and win yourself eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth and won himself a toaster"
"How do you become invisible? Get a child and then perform sex-altering surgery. Then you become a transparent."
"A computer developer after spending time with his girlfriend And after he makes love to her he tells her that they're compatible together and to not update the drivers"
"The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe."
"Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much."
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe? A canoe tips."
"What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope? A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different..."