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Joke of the Day
"What makes a hockey player laugh? (Warning: Cheesy) Slapstick Comedy!"
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"What do you call a cock-muncher's favorite meal..? Not me.. Stop calling me that."
"A thief, a child molester and a priest walk into a bar He orders a drink"
"Lance Armstrong, Oscar Pistorius, Tiger Woods all sponsored by Nike. Perhaps they should change there slogan to ""Don't do it!"""
"Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even!"
"Old Italian guy is on his front stoop cooking a chicken on a rotisserie when a hippy walks by. Hippy looks up and says, ""Hey man. The music stopped and your monkey's on fire"""
"Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop? Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know."
"Interviewer: It says here on your resume you can make chicks laugh, how? Me [holding a chick in my hand & tickling it]: I'm a miracle worker"
"What do you call a jewish politician's election tactics? A schmear campaign!"
"Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work."