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Joke of the Day

"BUZZ ALDRIN: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with E. NEIL ARMSTRONG: Earth? BUZZ: Nope *5 minutes silence* BUZZ: OK, yep."

"Ever hear about the baby born with no eye lids? they used the skin from his circumcision to make some so now he is cock eyed"

"What's the difference between God and Bono?? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono!!"

"What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"

"Cant' believe my horse came first yesterday!!' Dad, how many times have I told you i'm not interested in your's and Camilla's bedroom antics!'"

"What goes red and white, red and white, red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill."

"Why did Windows skip 9? Because 7 ate 9."

"I can't play music in piano; I guess you could say it's not my forte."

"We used to call a girl at work 'turtle.' When she's on her back she's fucked."

"I thought Bill Gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early. But he kept his Word."