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Joke of the Day

"If you find a fry on the floor and you don't share it with me, we can't be friends. Don't touch me. Monster."

"I can't have kids CUZ the second they disrespect me hooomaaagaww I would throw a child out a window"

"Yeah, no, I don't have a FitBit. I'm pretty sure I have a solid grasp on how inactive I am. I don't need like bells and alarms and stuff."

"I got received an e-mail from my Buddhist friend... ...it was free from attachments."

"I bet the first person to keep track of his age was a gigantic tool ""This is my 24th winter"" Shut up and help us kill this boar, Stuart"

"There is no Turkey in the coop. But there's a coup in Turkey."

"Breaking news: Cheese Factory Explosion De brie everywhere."

"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"

"I bet God's email spam box is filled with all the prayers from athletes."

"Monkey Jokes are alway funny Two monkeys in a bath, The first Monkey says O OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHHH. The second Monkey says well put some bloody cold water in then..."