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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies? Nickelback"

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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler Hitler had supporters."
"Vegans are confusing people. If they care about animals so much, why do they eat all of their food?"
"[slips the bus driver 20] ""Maybe you let me ride the bus for free?"""
"What is a caterpillar scared of? A dogapillar"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair."
"Me: Got my finger stuck in this beer bottle. Wife: How?! M: Just help me. W: Have you tried butter? M: It's delicious. Now will you help me?"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas"
"Poor Will... Everyone's always firing at him. A joke my grandad would use on occasion."
"*ball flies past 15 love -aw thanks *ball flies past 30 love -too kind *ball flies past 40 love -you too babe Have you played tennis before?"