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Joke of the Day

"Taking my dog on road trips would be more fun if he didn't always insist on driving."

"What is a neckbeard's favorite language? M'lay."

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"Why didn't Edward leave Russia? Cause he was snowden."

"You know, Professional Wrestling is lot like the country of China. 90% of the stuff they do is Fake."

"How do you kill a circus clown? Go for the juggler"

"There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians. We will see if these accusation stories have any legs."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin..."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing at all... you already told her twice"

"Maybe Jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back."