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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a circus clown? Go for the juggler"
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"I'm 89% certain I'm technically still dating at least 3 women from the late 90's early 2000's cause I left for beer and never came back"
"If ball is life, where is the afterlife? Ballhalla"
"A man walks into a bar And subsequently loses the hurdles race in the Olympics, bringing shame to himself and his country"
"All I'm hearing about today is a really awesome owl A superb owl at that, I don't get it."
"Teach us About Absolute Zero! 0K!"
"Do you think a contortionist would go on a date with me? Even if I couldn't fit in her box?"
"Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!"
"She meant Trump My father and I were in a intense fight over the Presidential Run. My mom interupted, ""Triumph would win since every man loves his brand""."
"I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."