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Joke of the Day
"I like my women the way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee"
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"Aquaman: Come on in the water is great. Ironman: Sorry dude I have rust issues."
"[staff meeting] ""Ya so heads up, someone grabbed my lunch from the fridge, and there's a 420% chance you shouldn't eat the brownie inside"""
"Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar"
"I used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg. Everything went smoothly, then I broke it off."
"What did the 7-Eleven employee say to his wife after sex? Thank you, cum again."
"When the lights start to go out on a Fuddruckers sign it starts to be a game of cussing roulette."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see Gregory Peck."
"Lil Johnny: ""Dad I lost my virginity las night!"" Dad: ""I am proud of you son, come sit next to me and tell me how it went."" Lil Johnny: ""I can't sit right now, my butt still hurts"""