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Joke of the Day
"What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!"
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"My ex girlfriend was like a pile of shit. Always had a thousand eyes on her."
"What do you call someone who takes everything literally? A kleptomaniac!"
"Two termites go on a date.. Waiter: what would you like to order sir? Termite: Table for two."
"My brother bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, ""Crick""."
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