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Joke of the Day
"I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - Insecurity guard"
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"What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe? One has hydraulics the other has high bolics."
"If your girlfriend bleeds the first time you have sex with her, tell her to get used to it. In a few years time, she'll bleed every month. ohhh shit. facial."
"[3rd grade] bae: come over me: no bae: my parents aren't home. me: but we're only 7, that's awful parenting. bae: but- me: AWFUL. PARENTING."
"What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison? A small medium at large"
"Almost done with my peanut butter & jelly sandwich and I now notice the bread is covered in mold, If you need me I'll be bathing in bleach."
"""A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat."" I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email."
"Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring."
"What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."
"Giving someone a Dunkin Donuts gift certificate for their birthday is the perfect way to say ""I love you"" and ""I hate you"" at the same time"