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Joke of the Day
"I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - Insecurity guard"
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"Just saw an old man in the park feeding the birds Wonder how long he'd been dead"
"'Hit me with your pet shark' #RuinAn80sSong"
"I hate having to pretend I like vegetables for the sake of my goddamned children."
"Why have all the immigrants left? They had no rights."
"I was watching tv with my mom & she was amazed a blind guy didn't care his son was missing & I was like outta sight outta mind am I right"
"People who say they don't know how to lie are lying."
"Crazy girls are like a street vendor's kebab Hot, jucy, and dangerous."
"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt alone for 200 years, it WILL develop a culture ;-)"
"5: ""Mommy why not?"" Me: ""Because you're driving me crazy."" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"""