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Joke of the Day

"Almost done with my peanut butter & jelly sandwich and I now notice the bread is covered in mold, If you need me I'll be bathing in bleach."

"I only make my food from the natural ingredients, like uranium and asbestos"

"I lost 50 pounds by having my wallet stolen in London AND YOU CAN TOO"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !"

"What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman. (OC)"

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller."

"What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common? These days they're both hard to come by."

"What's a stoner's favorite body of water? The T.H. sea"

"Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon? Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool"

"I hope I never have more than one kid because the urge to superglue two children together is a crippling desire I struggle against everyday."