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Joke of the Day

"My mate died from a bad case of heartburn I can't believe Gaviscone."

"that's one of the last straws. I'm going to throw a small tantrum, then continue putting up with both this bullshit and all future bullshit."

"If u want to get out of a conversation in public just say ""I've gotta take this"" then steal the nearest for-sale item and get arrested."

"How I met your father announced. Starring me and your mom."

"Why did Princess Leia cry at the end of Return of the Jedi? Her father just died."

"Never vote for a tunnel-digging politician Because he's probably just another burrowcrat."

"Let he has never told a bad joke Cast the first tomato"

"Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it? Neither do I, I get the new york times"

"Can women pay for a Brazilian wax with defurred payments? Not if they are Bush Supporters."

"Apparently the same firm rents buildings to both ISIS and Neo-Nazis. You could say they're the lessor of two evils."