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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck."
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"If I ever lose a hand I'll replace it with a single nunchuck on a chain"
"New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints"
"A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, ""Depends on what's in it for me."""
"I have a joke about Ikea but I can't put it together"
"My penis is only 4 inches... ...but I find most girls don't like it that wide."
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her."
"What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east? The allahu ak-bar"
"""I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"" -Me, every time I drink"
"Say pns U just said penis :)"