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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck."
Next Joke
"""I wanna fu*k you so bad right now."" ""WHAT!?"" ""Damn autocorrect, I meant ""hey"""
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey But then I turned myself around. So that's what it's all about."
"the miracle of being a teen mom when you get pregnant young and your baby is born, hes feet are so small but even so he manages to stomp your dreams and goals."
"Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!"
"Why do babies cry when they're born? Because it's the most painful day in their lives"
"Did you hear about the convict who refused to take a nap? He was resisting a rest."
"T is for mugs"
"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat"
"Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence."