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Joke of the Day

"A spic and a nigger are falling from the top of the empire states building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares?"

"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."

"HER: Im breaking up with u ME: Is it because I say ""Uh Oh Spaghetti O's"" when things go wrong? HER: Ya ME:(under breath) Uh Oh Spaghetti O's"

"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9? Because 7 ate 9"

"love i have been in love with the same woman for 17 years now....if my wife ever finds that out she will kill me!"

"How do you spell women backwards? Kitchen"

"This is not funny. I thought you said your joke was funny. It's not my joke."

"Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything."

"stadium announcer: ""STADIUM!"""

"Hey, Reddit! Here's one about cats: why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn't want to litter."