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Joke of the Day

"A bit too dark possibly. The war in Vietnam started in 1955 and in 2015 The Charlie was finally massacred."

"""Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"" ""Ask your sister!"" ""I don't have a si- Oh."""

"What does Hillary Clinton do when she sees a sniper in Bosnia? Ducks on the ground"

"*strips off clothes, stands on desolate highway holding sign saying ""Last Naked Guy For 75 Miles"""

"I don't understand why ... I don't understand why Mexicans are so upset that Trump is going to build a wall. They should just get over it."

"What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies? You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork."

"Honey, I made the news! Apparently that old lady I fought at the library wasn't a ghost"

"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"

"What's red and has 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry."

"A Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... He breaks his nose."