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Joke of the Day

"I keep having to remind myself that an ""oral history"" is not nearly as exciting as it sounds."

"What do you call a Batman that skips church? Christian Bale"

"I saw a gay midget the other day I thought wow that's a little queer"

"They say that 15% of males don't get enough fibre in their diet... ...I guess it's tough shit for them!"

"Q: Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? A: They steal all the green cards."

"Somebody needs to figure out how to deep fry a salad."

"You can't out wit a jew but... You can auschwitz him"

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Ok. The boy fell in the mud. Ready for a clean joke? Yeah. He took a bath."

"I wear a 3-piece suit to bed in case someone breaks in & we have nothing to talk about. ""Did you notice I'm wearing a suit?"" ""Yes"""

"Why do Jewish men have to be Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20% off."