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Joke of the Day

"You can't out wit a jew but... You can auschwitz him"

"What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil seizure"

"[Target cashier stares at my fingerless gloves] Ah, couldn't help notice you were admiring my hand vests."

"My last job was circumcising elephants The pay wasn't great but the tips were huge."

"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating I asked why, he said something about examining me. Lets see what you got Reddit. Keep the title and change the punchline."

"We put a man on the moon yet we still keep using the same dated scientific progress analogy."

"What did the river say when coal barges stopped?"

"I was looking at a menu in a restaurant last night, and there was something called the Jeremy Clarkson special. I was wondering what it was, and then it hit me"

"Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do."

"My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away. That's a bit far-fetched"