15257

Joke of the Day

"They say that 15% of males don't get enough fibre in their diet... ...I guess it's tough shit for them!"

"How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss? The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself"

"I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... I love her, she hates me! Ho-ho!"

"Two envelopes had a baby It was male"

"I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door."

"I like my men like I like my mustard... spicy and brown. *spelling"

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between. We call the ""Friend Zone""."

"If a man stands alone in a forest... If a man stands alone in a forest, with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side"

"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier"