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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !"
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"Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? So his wife won't get pregnant"
"To the Critics whom reviewed The Interview poorly because they are afraid of arrival the North Korean overlords take over of U.S.A because of film, I have one word for you: Traitors"
"I don't mean to brag about my financial skills but, my bank calls me almost everyday to tell me my debt is outstanding"
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."
"what do you call a baby donkey in spanish? a burrito."
"TIL that condoms have serial numbers. What? Have you never rolled them down that far?"
"11 year old step son told me this... I lol'd Why did the cops show up at the elementary school? A 1st grader was resisting a rest."
"do u know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do u know the muffin man that lives on d-d-d-d-d-d DROP THE BASS *club goes nuts*"
"If you are having trouble getting your posts banned from r/science ""Deal with it"""