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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."

"What kind of grass do cows like most? It's a moot point!"

"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap."

"Which came first? the chicken or the egg? Niether. the rooster did. sorry if this has been said before. i just thought of it one day."

"Girl, you can call me RNA II Polymerase ... ...cuz I'm gonna unzip your genes"

"The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that."

"R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma"

"I heard someone say a guy on TV ""oozes sexiness."" I don't think oozing is very sexy at all. If something oozes, it's probably infected."

"What does the Redditor do every morning? Hit the snoos button."

"[emptying spam] ME: Why do I have so much canned meat?"