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Joke of the Day
"What kind of grass do cows like most? It's a moot point!"
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"Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl."
"Scientists have discovered that radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years take a long time to travel through valves"
"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono"
"What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal? \*Tips waitress*"
"Every time I think I've got the perfect family they escape."
"'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail."
"Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC] The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)"
"What does Che Guevara call his house? Chez Guevara"
"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""