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Joke of the Day
"Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs."
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"What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold? Peek achoo!"
"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period? You get your palm red for free."
"This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend ""Is it true that if you pull your finger out I'll sink?"""
"What do you call an angry reticle? A cross-hair"