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Joke of the Day

"What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common? Both hate when people stick beef between two buns."

"People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio"

"Why is North America so salty? Because its Na."

"The biggest threat to mankind is aliens somehow receiving transmissions of Xbox Live conversations and deciding to just blow up the planet."

"What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it."

"Sh*t happens all the time , just flush and move on."

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work..."

"Glad my dog is warning me about the child walking down the street catching snowflakes on his tongue. He seems sketchy."

"I've been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven't taken the hint. It's just awkward now..."

"Had to have ""the sex talk"" with my daughter, she was a little overwhelmed so I left out the part about golden showers & donkey punches"