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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the insomniac car-enthusiast conspiracy theorist? He stayed up all night debating whether Porsche did 911."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a Columbian mule."

"I know so much about cars All I need to see is their headlights and I can tell exactly which way they're going."

"I heard someone talking about all the potential health benefits of doing yoga, but I think it's a bit of a stretch."

"Is ""drunk"" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now...."

"Hillary Clinton sucks! No she doesn't, because if she did Bill wouldn't have Monica."

"Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me."

"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""

"My relationship Looks like vasectomy made a vas deferens to my relationship..."

"What do you call a dog magician?"