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Joke of the Day

"If you pluck a hair out of Hitler's head... ...do you now have a root of all evil?"

"What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building? So far, so good."

"What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck."

"i went to a seafood disco once... And I pulled a mussel."

"Women's magazines: Page 5: accept yourself for who you are Page 8: how to lose 10lbs in 1 week Page 12: best cake recipe"

"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."

"Of all the cars in Italy... Mussolini's is the fascist."

"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)"

"My 6 yo just chugged a bottle of water in 30 seconds. Now I'm fearful of her college days."

"Just drove by an Asian restaurant Wok n' Roll well played Chinese people. So crever"