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Joke of the Day

"i went to a seafood disco once... And I pulled a mussel."

"3 guys walk into a bar.... and the fourth guy ducks!"

"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Elton John."

"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken"

"They used to laugh whenever I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"

"Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change ."

"It's been 14 seconds why haven't you replied yet"

"[NSFW]We should learn three things from dogs. 1. Love 2. Trust 3. Faithfulness And what we actually learn? Doggy style"

"It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. "

"Why can't you tell jokes to a Nympho? Because they'll take them too hard."