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Joke of the Day

"I'm really good with cars, man. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's going. - Mitch Hedberg"

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"How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer? Dos"
"Dear math, I dont wanna help you find your ""x"" she left you, move on"
"How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They'll screw anything"
"My brother & I've competed for title of family black sheep for yrs. He checked in at a strip-club...on FB. Well played brother, well played"
"have you ever tasted african food? don't worry if you haven't, neither have they"
"Behavioral (/ be_have_voyeural) Economics Q: why do some people pay WAY too much at auctions? A: more bid curiosity"
"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."
"Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. You can never please society"
"[NSFW] I'm almost legal and want to discuss sex with my parents but I'm worried how incest will affect our relationship."