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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the sarcastic washing machine? It takes the piss out of your knickers."
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"What do you call.... nuts on the wall? Walnuts. nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. nuts on your chin? Chinnuts? No! A dick in your mouth."
"I Messed up a Customer's Sandwich Order Today... Oh shit, nevermind, wrong sub"
"Dude can you make the stitches spell out ___? http://www.cbc.ca/manitoba/scene/images/Dude%20back%20cover%20%20620.jpg One Joke One Vision."
"You'd think a baby would make the perfect paperweight, but this one keeps rolling off my desk."
"I had to stop breeding rabbits... I found it to be a hare raising experience."
"When I will die... When I will die, I want my last words to be : ""I hid 1 billion dollars in the..."""
"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"
"I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs"
"What to gay men call hemorrhoids?? Speed bumps"