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Joke of the Day
"The executioner let me tie my own noose He said I'm getting the hang of it."
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"Ask me if I'm a tree. ""Ok, are you a tree?"" No"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe damn it, breathe!"""
"Did you know - what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake ? Your MOUTH !!"
"Help, I just sunk the wrong submarine and I need legal advice Whoops! Wrong sub."
"What do you call a famous Internet pirate? Blackneckbeard."
"What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton? You gotta be chitin me!"
"I've got two right here for ya Who are the easiest kids to pick on? Orphans. Who are they going to tell, their parents? Jews should feel lucky. They got their grandparents cremated for free!"
"ariana grande looks like she was designed in a lab by japanese perverts"
"What's one thing a woman can never say no to? Rape."