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Joke of the Day
"Hipster farmers don't harvest crops because they're only cool when they're underground."
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"Bless me, Father, for I have used Comic Sans. It's been eight weeks since my last use of Helvetica."
"I am really feeling like a bicycle today. Too tired!"
"[buys ghostbusters ringtone] ME: who ya gonna call? [1 hour later] ME: who ya gonna call?! [2 days later] ME: *sobbing* I am so lonely"
"What did the moderator say to the redditor? [Deleted]"
"""Officer, what can you tell us about the break in at the bakery today?"" ""Man I've seen all kinds of thieves in my career, but this one takes the cake"""
"What did the Mooslim say to the Nazi? Don't you hate it when a few bad apples make us all look bad?"
"You say potato and I say... Who are you and why are you saying potato to me?"
"Everytime I see my see my neighbors having sex in their hot tub, I think to myself ""I can't believe I'm recording this"""
"If life give you melons... You're probably dyslexic."