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Joke of the Day

"I gave all my batteries away free of charge."

"They say you should never run when you stumble across a lion in the wild. I don't think I'll be able to run with all the shit in my pants."

"I would put a web cam in my shower to make extra money, but I would hate having to only sing public domain songs."

"If you were stranded on a deserted island, what's one thing you'd bring with you? A boat."

"Knock Knock Whos there Daisy Daisy who Daisy me rollin they hatin"

"So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships. In Hd was not the correct answer."

"My penis Oh, there must be a mistake... ...this post wasn't flagged as long."

"What do you call a broken boomerang? A stick"

"Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary? He was Haydn."

"I'm a failure as a sociopath. I'm just not very good at manipulating and taking advantage of people. I'm more of a so-sopath."