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Joke of the Day
"We're probably accidentally giving ghosts handjobs all the time."
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"Steve Irwin died how he lived With animals in his heart"
"I listened to Winter by Vivaldi the other day... Ugh, that piece is soooo *last season*"
"I married an amputee last week She single handedly changed my life"
"What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck"
"What stops rape every time? Consent."
"What's the longest sentence in the English language? I do."
"Can we stop acting like ""seasonal"" beers makes sense at all?"
"So a woman walks out of a doctor's office and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says : - What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ? - No ma'am, CANCER !"
"Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin? He wasn't hot enough."