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Joke of the Day
"I married an amputee last week She single handedly changed my life"
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"If a stranger offers you a piece of candy...take two."
"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood"
"I had falafel for lunch... Now I feel awful."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost"
"Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, which must make it a living hell for Irish Immigration officials."
"What's 69?... (NSFW) A great sexual position. What's 6.9? A great sexual position interrupted by a period."
"What do you call a female driver? Carol."
"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from."
"Anyone who says spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them... has never woken up with one on their face."