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Joke of the Day
"I married an amputee last week She single handedly changed my life"
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"All of the world's natural disaster met to decide which one was the worst. Avalanche won by a landslide."
"If my inlaws break a bylaw, does it make them outlaws? Would any lawyer be in a preposition to answer this one for me?"
"What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse? A stalemate."
"My girlfriend told me she loved me and wanted to marry me so I shot her in self defense."
"Detective: how were u able to do it? Serial Killer: thanks to the flexibility of Uber. I was able to work my own hours and still murder"
"Rule #0 of the Internet: Nothing you put online, even for a second, can ever be taken down. Drink that in and know it."
"Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body"
"What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal? Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in."
"How do men in New Zealand address their women? ""Hey! Ewe!"""