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Joke of the Day

"I never ask anyone, ""what kind of dog is that?"" because they'll tell you. God will they tell you."

"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"

"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute"

"The ultimate catch-22. My boss said I need to improve my work ethic. I told him I'd work on it."

"Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig."

"Why shouldn't you play against Adolf Hitler in Madden? Because he always blitzes."

"I had a dodgy dwarf do a bit of casual building work for me. He asked to be paid under the table."

"Wars would be obsolete if women ruled the world There would just be a bunch of jealous countries who do not talk to eachother."

"I hear a woman with no legs just won the world strawberry picking competition. Jammy cunt"