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Joke of the Day
"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it"
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"So my sister attempted to commit suicide the other day and it made me so angry. I couldn't believe one of my own family members would fail at something like that."
"If we have sex in the dark, there's a 50% chance that I'll put it in the wrong hole and a 100% chance that I did it on purpose."
"Where did Hitler watch TV? In his *Lebensraum.*"
"Chipotle is releasing a new ""Ravens"" burrito. It comes with everything but rice."
"A young Bruce Wayne falls into a cave full of pugs. He later becomes Pugman and keeps the streets of Gotham clean and downright adorable."
"A man walks into a Bar.. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"A pirate walks into a bar... Ouch."
"Mexicans cats are attacking my home! Looks like a ""Gato raid"""
"What's the difference between a club and a strip club? A club has a beat that you can dance to, a strip club has a dance that you can beat to."