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Joke of the Day

"They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna."

"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."

"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kurt Cobain? Hitler had a reason to kill himself."

"Two Vietnamese people got married It was a Nguyen Nguyen"

"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."

"Boy: *calls 911*......... Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"I climbed on this seesaw with Rick Astley 3 hours ago. *sigh He's never gonna let me down."

"Taliban Airways We make sure your flight is a blast."

"What do you get when you cross sriracha, Little Caesars, and a donkey? A hot pizza ass! Like... like a hot... piece of... you get it."

"Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear."